Girl-in-black was explaining how much she enjoyed the fact that girl-in-white always wrote her handwritten notes. As she was explaining this, I noticed that girl-in-white’s eyes were lighting up. She turned to girl-in-black and said: “Can you cover your ears for a second?”
Then she leaned toward me and whispered: “She doesn’t know this yet, but it’s our anniversary this weekend, and I’ve just covered the entire house in sticky notes.”
Reasons why im a bad friend:
• i get too attached
• i will complain about all my problems to you
• i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me
• i need to be reassured
periodicallyCONSTANTLY that you dont think im annoying
• i am annoying
• im boring
• i dont know how to keep the conversation going
• i get emotional after midnight and will probably tell you something that could make you think differently of me
'Let me go, I don't wanna be your hero'.
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science
Ooh thanks! This should be interesting… 1. In My Defense - Freddie Mercury 2. Bring Him Home - Les Miserables soundtrack 3. Lonely Stranger - Eric Clapton 4. Acapulco - Neil Diamond (from The Jazz Singer soundtrack) 5. I Guess That’s Why They Call it the Blues - Elton John 6. Goin’ Away Baby - Eric Clapton 7. Master of Ceremonies - Pink Floyd 8. Just One of Those Things - Ella Fitzgerald and Paul Smith 9. Hard Time Killing Floor Blues - O Brother Where Art Thou? soundtrack 10. Symphony No. 6 in B Minor, Op. 74 ‘Pathetique’ - Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky 11. One of These Days - Pink Floyd 12. My Fairy King - Queen 13. Octopus’s Garden - The Beatles 14. Accende Lumen Seribus - Leonard Bernstein 15. Beast of Burden - The Rolling Stones 16. Asimbonanga - Johnny Clegg and Savuka 17. Watching the River Flow - Bob Dylan 18. History Will Teach Us Nothing - Sting 19. Spanish Train - Chris de Burgh 20. Angry - Bobby McFerrin Why Paul Simon did not make it on this list is beyond me. I’ll put inspiredbygoats, whimsicalmanga, fueledbyramenn, staccatosounds, beshky, and kaieffingleng up to the task
You can tell a lot about someone by the type of music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your ipod/phone/itunes/media player and write down the first 20 songs. Then pass this on to 10 people.
One rule: no skipping (tagged by eminoraddnine!)
I apologize in advance for my…
during a quidditch game the Ravenclaw announcer narrates “and the seeker’s taking a dive, he’s turning down, can he-” before a muggleborn darts in and yells “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT” into the mic and every muggleborn in the entire arena loses their minds